CAM YE HERE TAE DANCE
MUSIC TRADITIONAL (CAM YE OER FRAE FRANCE)
WORDS BOB FERGUSON
COPYRIGHT PROTECTED 1999
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CAM YE HERE TAE DANCE, CAM YE HERE FAE GOVAN
ILL GIE YE A SKELP, FOR CHATTING UP MY WOMAN
FOR YE WERE AT HER PLACE, YE WERE IN HER HOOSIE
I.M GONNAE BELT YER FACE, FOR SLEEPING WI MY BEAUTY
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SHUGGIE HES THE MAN, THOUGH HES NO MUCH TAE LOOK AT
HE STOOD OUT IN THE RAIN, TILL HE WAS FAIRLY DROOKIT
HE THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD SPY, AND CATCH HER AT THE CHEATING
BUT THE POLIS LIFTED HIM, THEY SAID THAT HE WAS PEEPING
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AND A HIS CLOTHES WERE BAD, HE GOT THEM OOT O OXFAM
HIS TROUSER LEGS TOO SHORT, HIS SLEEVES HUNG OFF HIS ARMS
HE WORE A TARTAN SHIRT, AND A TARTAN BONNET
AND A MULTI COLOURED TIE, AND GLASSES WI NONE IN IT
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NOO SHUGGIES GONE TAE FRANCE, WI A BIG FAT LADY
WHEN THEY TRIED TAE DANCE, THE FOLK A LAUGHED LIKE CRAZY
THEYLL BE BACK QUITE SOON, FOR THEYVE BEEN DEPORTED
FOR FIGHTING HALF THE TOON, IT HAS BEEN REPORTED
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HERE COMES TAM AND JOHN, THEYRE NO COCK A LORUM
THEY HAD TOO MUCH TOO DRINK, AND SLEPT WI SHUGGIES WOMAN
THEY HAD TO WAIT NINE MONTHS, TAE SEE WHO WAS THE FAITHER
THE WOMAN SHE HAD TWINS, BLACK AND WHITE TOGETHER